Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Silly Aussy Drunks


Okay, this is an Australia story. Its a good story even though i was sober, but i think it still counts as raging.
Lawless and I and a few of our States friends were walkin' around taking pictures of the Sydney Oprah house and the bridge, i already had a few pictures from a couple nights earlier, but the pictures also doubled as my only memory of the night. I needed some better pictures. We were also with Victor and Adam, and some of the pictures we got were amazing. So we headed home through the Australian Film festival (our only route to the city)

So we walk home through the festival and this guy asks dan for a cigarette.
"No" says dan
"Wanker" says guy
Dan flicks off guy with one of his smiles.
The guy starts walking toward us but drops his bottle of unknown substance.
We all laugh alil and I laugh a little extra loud to help warm things up... I donno why.
Guy picks up the bottle and runs towards dan. Dan sees the kid, dan ducks, kid does somersault over dan. The guy stands up and (like I said before, this guy makes a few mistakes in dealing with this situation, one is doing anything violent initially, because he is stupid drunk, but still functional. His second mistake is this: If you get angry at someone and it escilates and you end up swinging a glass bottle at some kids head, you better be so angry and filled with ruckus and rage that your opponent is bombarded and dies or something intence). Sorry, so this guy stands up and started walking very casually toward dan. I've seen dan street fight once before and this was an identical situation (except for the fact this guy deserved to get hit in the head). So dan, at the appropriate moment, brings his fist from his waist to the other side of the kids jaw in a violent motion. The kid drops backwards and his head whips against the stone walkway with a sound of a watermelon from the second story. Not good, the kids eyes just rolled back. Whew! So we walk away trying to gather what happened when some other hooligan jumps onto dans back. Dan, not knowing weather creepo #2 has a glass bottle or worse, covers his head and drops. I decide it is my turn to help the cause. I grab this tools collar and start teeing off. Apparently, dan struggled free quite easily and got the same idea. Double fists of fury! Good fun! Hooligan#2 struggles free as the sound of men yelling at us and running toward us. They are cops and before they can get right between us, the kid spits toward me and dan. He misses. Dan starts to begin to explain what happened to the officers when they cut him off "get out of here" dan keeps talking as me and our friends pull him away and we all celebrate with stories of conquer justice and heros.
Oh yea, hooligan #1 never moved from his resting place on the stone.

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